After Fall of Assad Search Begins for Diss-Right's New "Turd World Hero"

Who is next in line for the "meme love"?

Possible contenders for the Diss-Right's new "antigloablist" strongman

Nobody has been more devastated by the sudden fall of Syria's "dictatorial strongman" Bashar-al-Assad than the Dissident Right. For many years the chinless tyrant was an object of deep love and devotion among the quasi-Whites, incels, and sub-masculines who make up the online metapolitical movement and conduit for Russian disinfo.

Now, with Assad exiled to a Russian apartment without a bathplug, the Diss-Right will have to find another crappy Third World "hero" whom they can extoll as a "based fighter" against the geopolitical "Globohomo New World order."

In fact, the search has already begun, with a wide range of opinions being expressed by various sock accounts on Twitter, Telegram, and Bluesky.

Key to the selection of the new icon for Diss-Righters, who deeply loathe their own societies but continue to live there, will be the degree to which the new Third World "tough guy" brutalises, tortures, murders, and gang-rapes his own people. But even more important than this will be the degree to which the Kremlin approves of the choice.

Ideally the new Diss-Right hero must be someone who hates Jews (or banking), is easy to meme, and rules over an impoverished wasteland where there are no MacDonalds.

This latter qualification is particularly important as it will allow Diss-Righters to claim that the country is a "neo-traditionalist paradise" that has successfully preserved itself from the "corrupting influence of globalism," instead of just a shithole where everybody is starving to death or married to his sister.