Putin's Ukrainian MEAT CUBE Grows to 22.19 Meters
War is just violence squared
Conservative estimates of the number of Russian soldiers killed in the ongoing conflict in the Ukraine reveal that enough Kremlin conscripts have now died to make a giant meat cube measuring 22.19 meters in length. This is about the height of seven storey building.
This meaty metric is based on BBC News Russian and Mediazona figures cited by ChatGPT that only include casualties up to September 2024. These figures put the number of Ivans slotted "from 128,231 to 185,196," giving a median figure of 156,713. As the average Russian soldier weighs 77.5 kg, this gives us a total Russian "death weight" of over 11 million kilograms (11,361,692.5 to be exact).
Made into a meat cube, this amount of slaughtered Slavic squaddie meat would give us a giant glistening red cube that would be twice as high as the Hollywood Sign, several meters higher than the Kremlin's own walls, or about half the height of the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy's beautiful Tuscany region.
Sadly, all this pointless carnage is not compacted into a neat and aesthetically pleasing 22.19-meter cube but is instead spread all over the Ukraine (and parts of Russia) in various states of neglect, decomposition, or consumption by wildlife, including rats, dogs, pigs, crows, foxes, and the occasional housecat.
When Putin originally envisaged the invasion of the Ukraine in 2022, he imagined a "relatively small" meat cube of only around two-to-three meters in height.
That's Biden and the neo-cons meat cube. They have been baiting Russia into war ever since Victoria Nuland oversaw a coup in Ukraine in 2014 on behalf of Ukrainian Nazis, who once they gained power killed over 10,000 ethnic Russians in the Donbas.